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January 12, 2013

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”
-Tina Fey

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”

-Tina Fey

(via yelyahwilliams)

6:33pm | URL: http://georgiastarlight.tumblr.com/post/40376119421/every-girl-is-expected-to-have-caucasian-blue

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November 16, 2012

yelyahwilliams:

skysignal:

arsnof:

tardishobo:

gondolian:

allhail-lordmemerson:

iamthewalrustoned:

The giant golden-crowned flying fox (Acerodon jubatus), also known as the golden-capped fruit bat, is a rare megabat and one of the largest bats in the world. The species is endangered and is currently facing the possibility of extinction because of poaching and forest destruction. It is endemic to forests in the Philippines.

if i ever saw this thing irl i would start screaming

i’m going to have nightmares about this chasing me now

thats fucking awesome

IF I SAW THIS IRL I WOULD WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH IT OMG
ITS SO CUTE HOLY SHIT

MUST HUG

IT’S A FLYING SMALL DOG

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

3:36pm | URL: http://georgiastarlight.tumblr.com/post/35857904794/yelyahwilliams-skysignal-arsnof

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November 7, 2012

(Source: ameliajunex)

8:19pm | URL: http://georgiastarlight.tumblr.com/post/35240131787

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August 19, 2012

This is me with my budgies lol

(Source: saintgermain-xo)

9:19pm | URL: http://georgiastarlight.tumblr.com/post/29800436726/this-is-me-with-my-budgies-lol

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July 28, 2012

tinybluebubble:

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7:36pm | URL: http://georgiastarlight.tumblr.com/post/28230105927/tinybluebubble

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July 21, 2012

ladypandacat:

shorterfuse:

fapolicious:

why does the 2012 london olympics logo look like lisa simpson giving bart a blowjob

NO WHY DID YOU POINT THIS OUT I CANT

Is this revenge for that tiny tea incident?